wiseheart: (Gildor)
B/c, in my not-so-humble opinion, Aidan Turner would have looked a much better Dwarf if PJ & Co had allowed him to have a decent beard. Judge for yourself:



And if they wanted to go with the archers-can't-have-much-facial-hair theory, they should have had his hair pulled back into a topknot, too, as he was wearing it sometimes. Because loose hair gets caught in the bowstring just as easily as beard if not properly braided. (Which tells us a lot about the idiocy of Legolas wearing a veritable curtain of unbraided hair, but that's another matter entirely.)

Not that all this would be important - just another reason why I don't like the PJ films.
wiseheart: (Gildor)
The elusive idea for my "Dwobbit" story finally resurfaced today. It isn't a new one, actually, I just keep forgetting it.

My most macabre experience ever in the see-sighting area was the the Sedlec Ossuary in Kutná Hora (Czech Republic). I don't care about the fact that it is the most visited attraction of the country - I find it disrespectful. In fact, I almost got bodily sick after a few moments in there and had to get out as soon as I could.

Now, I was thinking about a version of Goblin Town along those lines. I find the film version thoroughly disgusting and as always offensive against people who suffer from skin diseases and stuff. And I didin't find the Great Goblin scary at all. I could imagine a version of him, though, that has its throne room decorated with the bones in the same manner as the Sedlec Ossuary. Tolkien didn't describe the Goblins as idiots with skin cancer. He said that they were skilled with making things (granted, mostly torture devices, but still). They did have their own twisted culture, including songs. So, I think an ossuary-style throne room would fit the more adult version of them. What do you think?
wiseheart: (harper2)
Well, we survived the annual carpet cleaning campaign and the subsequent putting everything back to its proper place action... with stormy rain and leaking balcony thrown in the middle as not-so-welcome distraction.

It is abysmally hot again, after a somewhat bearable day yesterday. I originally wanted to go into town today - I haven't gone any further than the church and the grocer's at the next corner for almost a week - but I was too drained of energy. I'll try to do so tomorrow; I have to do some shopping for food (we're slowly running out of it again), and I'll try to visit a few craft shops, just for the fun of it. Perhaps I'll find some more unnecessary things to buy. I really need some cheering up but don't want to spend too much money on it.

Tried to write a bit in the last days, but I'm completely uninspired at the moment. So I returned to the Trekfic I've been translating from the bilingual German/Hungarian version into English. It's tough work; much tougher to write directly in English, but it has to be done because hardly anybody would be able to read it otherwise. I managed to translate a paragraph a day or so, but then the heat got to me.

So my current day was basically spent with watching the telly (and falling asleep in front of it), cooking lunch and trying to figure out how to finish my third pocket letter (no results so far). I watched a bit the "Making of..." DVDs to the third Hobbit film, but it tires me out to read the subtitles and I've got my problems with spoken English. In any case, it was more interesting than the films themselves.

Now I'm going to read more horrible Hobbit fanfic, perhaps it brings back inspiration. A good thing that I've baked the moral-lifting cheesecake last night.
wiseheart: (Gildor)
Meaning achievements of the cultural kind.

1. I actually managed to read the entire Darkangel trilogy; a feat I've been preparing myself for a decade. 30 or so years ago I read the first volume in German translation and liked it a lot. My good friend [livejournal.com profile] lhun_dweller gifted upon me the whole trilogy in original paperback but somehow I never got round to actually read it. Perhaps I was afraid that I wouldn't like it so much all these decades later.

Turns out, I liked the first volume just fine. The second and third one... not so much. Make that not at all. But that's often the case with sequels, isn't it? At least I've managed to read something that wasn't research-related for my own writing.

2. After having owned the DVD ever since it came out, I finally gathered my strength to watch the extended edition of The Hobbit - The Battle of the Five Armies. Mind you, I never saw the movie version. The second film already put me out of the mood. Well, the last part was everything I feared it would be - and then some. While some of the visuals were impressive and the artwork of Weta stunning, the only recognizable character (for a devoted Tolkien reader) was Bilbo... in the few moments we actually got to see him. As [livejournal.com profile] altariel once put it, Martin Freeman was the saving grace of all three films.

I don't say that they weren't good films as fantasy goes. They just had nigh to nothing to do with the books and the spirit that shines through Tolkien's writing. That's all. The Weta art books and the Making of extras were a lot more interesting than the films themselves... at least for me.
wiseheart: (Gildor)
This was Weta's original Balin concept:



I find it wonderful, much better than the little clown he turned out in the end. So, I am using this picture for my Balin, in all my stories, especially in "Mazarbul". Do you like it?

And since I'm shamelessly displaying Dwarf images already, here is one of my female Bifur from "Dwobbit", complete with fake travelling beard and the tattoos she earned after fighting Mannish footpads on the Road. I couldn't find a single linkable image, but she is the first on the left in the upper row.



Personally, I find her stunning, but that is probably just me.
wiseheart: (Bilbo)
Mum and I went to Vienna yesterday, where I bought the extended version of "The Desolation of Smaug". Since I am more interested in the creative process behind the films than the actual films themselves, I am offering up the theatre versions of the first two for free. PM me if you want them and we can make a deal. ;))
wiseheart: (Gildor)
Long rant behind the tag. If you're a fan of Peter Jackson and his version of Middle-earth don't read it. If you do despite the warning, don't complain.

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Furthermore, I've ordered - and yesterday received - the background book "Smaug - Unleashing the Dragon" by WETA desiger Daniel Falconer. If you haven't got yourself that book yet - don't! Unlike the other books showing the creative process behind the artwork to the films, this one isn't worth the money it costs. The pictures are of low quality, most of the time, and the amount of information that's there cuold easily have been included into the 3rd volume of the background albums. If I hadn't known before, now I can be sure that the whole "blowing the source material up to unnecessary proportions" policy serves one purpose only, and that is moneny-making.
wiseheart: (Gildor)
... I'll also try to get myself this book and this book and this book, too.

Yes, I know they are specifically made the way that you have to buy all three of them to get the whole second Hobbit film covered. Especially presenting the dragon in a book of its own is shameless money-mongering. Considering that I absolutely hated the 2nd film, it seems insane to spend so much money on the artwork part of it, but actually the artwork is the really good part of it, and the Cloaks and Daggers part will be very good for my vocabulary.

It's my great regret that I bought the very first volume (Part 1 to the 1st film) in German cause I didn't think of the possibility of ordering it in original. All those wonderful terms and names and expressions re: the Dwarves clothing and tools and weapons, and I'll never have in English. Because buying the book twice would be a bit excessive, even for my Hobbit-related obsession. * le sigh*

Okay, I'll shut up here now. I actually managed to do some decent writing in the last couple of days, so I'll be busy typing everything up during the weekend and next week or so.
wiseheart: (Bilbo)
No, seriously! Chapter 10 - The Unexpected Party has been posted to FF.Net and to SoA.

It's been a spectacularly hard chapter to write, combining book canon - including earlier versions of it - and film dialogues (because some of them were just too good to leave out) and still trying to make everything different, as seen from female!Bifur's POV, but I hope it's more or less enjoyable.

I'm afraid the next chapter will be even harder, not only because I'll have more older stuff to fit in but because the romance part of the whole is supposed to start there, so the next update might take a while. Unless the muse goes on a killing spree, but that's rather unlikely.

In any case, enjoy!
wiseheart: (Gildor)
I've just seen the second film. I'm planning to write a longer review over at [livejournal.com profile] edhellondawards, so only a few impressions for now.

Spoliers behind the cut, just in case.
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All in all, I'm perhaps the only one who liked the first film better. That, at least had a fleeting likeness to the book that I've loved for the better part of my life.
wiseheart: (Merlin magic)
Thanks for the good wishes. :) The trip was beautiful, albeit edhausting - spending 12 hours of a single day on the coach isn't the fun it's said to be. But the Christmas market in Graz was lovely, the old town of the city is very pretty, too, and we had a good time.

There will be pics, eventually. Especially the Bethlehem scene carved of ice was beautiful, and the orange punch very tasty. Had a kick like a mule, too. AFter a single mug, I felt like a drunken troll. Fortunately, the effect didn't last long. *g*

I bought the edited edition of the first "Hobbit" film and am looking forward to see the second part, somewhen between Christmas and New Year. Feel free to spoil me, if you've already seen it; I like to be armed against horrible surprises. Not that my expectations would be too high; clearly, Peter Jackson and I have very different ideas about Tolkien's characters, races, etc. I find his Elves especially horrible. Not to mention that Orlando Bloom really, really doesn't look youthful and fresh enough to play Legolas anymore. And don't even let me start talking about poor Elrond...

But Martin Freeman is a great Bilbo, and I'm really curious about what Benedict Cumberbatch has made of Smaug, so yeah, I will go to the cinema and give it a try.
wiseheart: (Federation)
The Hobbit - An Unexpected Journey Chronicles II, which I ordered through the Bestsellers English bookshop in Bp, has arrived today. It isn't half as exciting as the first part was, which I bought in Vienna, sadly in German translation, but it still has some very nice Hobbit pictures (good for character visuals), nice stories about the final creation of characters and even small interview snippets with the cast, so I'm quite content.

I'd be happier if I had the first part in English, too, mostly for the vocabulary that could be so very useful for writing and can't be find in ordinary dictionaries, but, well, you can't have everything, right? In any case, I'm looking forward to the extended edition of the film that's due to come out in November and will continue much more Hobbiton (hopefully also the Old Took's birthday party).

I also ordered what seems to be the Americam edition of Sherlock: The Casebook. It has the same author, although a different cover picture, so I hope it's the same book. But even if not, it will be interesting.

Still haven't seen the new Star Trek film. My fellow Trekkies over at Memory Alpha are quite divided about it, but I'll at the very least buy the DVD, I think. I know there are people who're not happy with the identity of the main villain (played by Benedict Cumberbatch), and perhaps it would have been better to choose a different one. But I'd have been ever less happy if "John Harrison" turned out to be some nobody, created for this film alone. So shoot me.

I know this isn't Star Trek anymore, not since the Vulcans got villified in "Enterprise" and finally Vulcan itself destroyed in the previous film, so I don't get upset about canon rape and the nullifying of Roddenberry's message any longer. Besides, I never saw a Star Trek movie that I'd like, so I'm not terribly disappointed.
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