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[wiseheart]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April archet and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I donated bone marrow to kln1671 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday I broke ithilwen's X-Box (-12 points). Last Monday I bought porn for rcfinch (-10 points). In September I helped jilba see the light (8 points). Overall, I've been nice (236 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven! Sincerely, wiseheart

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Well... I steadfastedly deny breaking ithilwen's X-Box - I don't even know what the heck an X-Box is! And why did I got minus points for buying pr0n for rcfinch? Don't we Dirty Old Ladies deserve a bit of fun? It's not fair!

But an Easy-Bake Oven would be really nice, so I can live with the results.

By the way, jilba, have you really seen the light???

Comments

[ithilwen.livejournal.com]

How could you break my X-box, when I don't even own one? (An X-box is a videogame system, I think.) And you should definitely get points for giving nice pr0n to Finch (especially if it stars Finrod)!

And yes, Easy Bake Ovens are fun. Or were - I'm not sure if they make that toy any more. I had one as a kid, and had a great time making mini-cakes in it.

[wiseheart.livejournal.com]

And you should definitely get points for giving nice pr0n to Finch (especially if it stars Finrod)!

Nah, it actually stars Elladan and Boromir. *points at icon*
But once upon a time, she used to like them together.

[jilba.livejournal.com]

Easy bake ovens really worked? Wow, I always wanted one, but never got it.

[ithilwen.livejournal.com]

They worked well enough to bake miniature cakes and cookies - and to burn some kids, which is why they're no longer made, sadly. (Although how someone could be seriously burned by a device that used a light bulb as the heating element escapes me!)

[jilba.livejournal.com]

Really you should have points added for buying porn for Finch! And I have seen the light, my tooth is gone, and in September, the death of my stallion helped me see the light of needing to really get on with the court case against our 'dear' motor bike club friends!

[wiseheart.livejournal.com]

Really you should have points added for buying porn for Finch!

I should, shouldn't I? But perhaps they gave me minus points because I actually wrote it, instead of buying it, and because it features Elladan/Boromir rather than Finrod.
*points at ithilwen's comment*

[(Anonymous)]

It's just not fair!

Anyways Finrod gets far too much attention simply because he's blond and he died killing a werewolf to save Beren. He's just TOO nice, sometimes!

[rcfinch.livejournal.com]

And why did I got minus points for buying pr0n for rcfinch? Don't we Dirty Old Ladies deserve a bit of fun? It's not fair!

Does it help when I say: Thank you, I had a very good time with your gift, and don't mind the moralists?

[wiseheart.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, definitely! *evil grin*

I don't know whether you still have the time for - or the interest in - Tolkien fanfic, but the pr0n... erm, beautiful eroticism, as dolamrothdame would put it... is actually here (http://www.tolkienfanfiction.com/Story_Read_Chapter.php?CHid=3181). You can make it easy and scroll down the page. It's the last part of the chapter.

Just so that you won't say I'm all words and no action, you know...

[rcfinch.livejournal.com]

You get 100 points, both for the action and for the style & atmosphere!

[wiseheart.livejournal.com]

Thanks. *g*
I bet you thought I'd never continue that story, right? But I'm nothing if not persistent - even if it takes me a few years in-between.

Glad you liked your pr0nprezzie. Even if Santa disagrees about its usefulness. ;o)