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[wiseheart]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April archet and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I donated bone marrow to kln1671 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday I broke ithilwen's X-Box (-12 points). Last Monday I bought porn for rcfinch (-10 points). In September I helped jilba see the light (8 points). Overall, I've been nice (236 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven! Sincerely, wiseheart

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Well... I steadfastedly deny breaking ithilwen's X-Box - I don't even know what the heck an X-Box is! And why did I got minus points for buying pr0n for rcfinch? Don't we Dirty Old Ladies deserve a bit of fun? It's not fair!

But an Easy-Bake Oven would be really nice, so I can live with the results.

By the way, jilba, have you really seen the light???

Comments

[ithilwen.livejournal.com]

How could you break my X-box, when I don't even own one? (An X-box is a videogame system, I think.) And you should definitely get points for giving nice pr0n to Finch (especially if it stars Finrod)!

And yes, Easy Bake Ovens are fun. Or were - I'm not sure if they make that toy any more. I had one as a kid, and had a great time making mini-cakes in it.

[wiseheart.livejournal.com]

And you should definitely get points for giving nice pr0n to Finch (especially if it stars Finrod)!

Nah, it actually stars Elladan and Boromir. *points at icon*
But once upon a time, she used to like them together.

[jilba.livejournal.com]

Easy bake ovens really worked? Wow, I always wanted one, but never got it.

[ithilwen.livejournal.com]

They worked well enough to bake miniature cakes and cookies - and to burn some kids, which is why they're no longer made, sadly. (Although how someone could be seriously burned by a device that used a light bulb as the heating element escapes me!)