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[wiseheart]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April archet and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I donated bone marrow to kln1671 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday I broke ithilwen's X-Box (-12 points). Last Monday I bought porn for rcfinch (-10 points). In September I helped jilba see the light (8 points). Overall, I've been nice (236 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven! Sincerely, wiseheart

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Well... I steadfastedly deny breaking ithilwen's X-Box - I don't even know what the heck an X-Box is! And why did I got minus points for buying pr0n for rcfinch? Don't we Dirty Old Ladies deserve a bit of fun? It's not fair!

But an Easy-Bake Oven would be really nice, so I can live with the results.

By the way, jilba, have you really seen the light???

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[jilba.livejournal.com]

Really you should have points added for buying porn for Finch! And I have seen the light, my tooth is gone, and in September, the death of my stallion helped me see the light of needing to really get on with the court case against our 'dear' motor bike club friends!

[wiseheart.livejournal.com]

Really you should have points added for buying porn for Finch!

I should, shouldn't I? But perhaps they gave me minus points because I actually wrote it, instead of buying it, and because it features Elladan/Boromir rather than Finrod.
*points at ithilwen's comment*

[(Anonymous)]

It's just not fair!

Anyways Finrod gets far too much attention simply because he's blond and he died killing a werewolf to save Beren. He's just TOO nice, sometimes!