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[wiseheart]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April archet and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I donated bone marrow to kln1671 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday I broke ithilwen's X-Box (-12 points). Last Monday I bought porn for rcfinch (-10 points). In September I helped jilba see the light (8 points). Overall, I've been nice (236 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven! Sincerely, wiseheart

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Well... I steadfastedly deny breaking ithilwen's X-Box - I don't even know what the heck an X-Box is! And why did I got minus points for buying pr0n for rcfinch? Don't we Dirty Old Ladies deserve a bit of fun? It's not fair!

But an Easy-Bake Oven would be really nice, so I can live with the results.

By the way, jilba, have you really seen the light???

Comments

[wiseheart.livejournal.com]

Really you should have points added for buying porn for Finch!

I should, shouldn't I? But perhaps they gave me minus points because I actually wrote it, instead of buying it, and because it features Elladan/Boromir rather than Finrod.
*points at ithilwen's comment*

[(Anonymous)]

It's just not fair!

Anyways Finrod gets far too much attention simply because he's blond and he died killing a werewolf to save Beren. He's just TOO nice, sometimes!