Bored by Heidi Klum

[wiseheart]

Moderate nastiness behind the tag. Read to your own risk.

No, really. I've been bored to death by the hype around the woman for years. To be honest I could never understand it. Why should I be interested if she's with the Italian playboy, the zombie-looking ex-husband or the puding-faced, greasy-haired millionaire who could easily be her son? Why should I care whether she's wearing anything under those outrageously expensive dresses that contain less fabric each passing year? Why should I care that she manages to starve herself back to skeleton properties after each child in record time? Personally, I don't find skeletons attractive - and what else has she ever done than cleverly selling her rather average looks?

I understand that she is one of Germany's very few really successful celebrity exports. But I am really fed up with her stupid face and even more stupid love affairs. I admit to watching celebrity magazines from time to time because I like to see the occasional report about European royal families. Shoot me, but I love Prince George and Estelle of Sweden and the little blonde Dutch angels to pieces and enjoy seeing them before they grow up. Most of the time, though, I got to see Heidi's wilting, bra-less tits through way too revealing dresses, and frankly, no matter what she does, the sight no longer is particularly appealing.

Comments

[ideealisme.livejournal.com]

wilting, bra-less tits

Yowch! I'm gonna keep mine well upholstered after reading that :)

[wiseheart.livejournal.com]

Why? Are you also posing in front of the camera with cleavages that reach to your knees, desperately trying to look 16? I haven't seen anything like that on the pictures you posted. ;))