Bored by Heidi Klum
Mar. 10th, 2015 08:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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No, really. I've been bored to death by the hype around the woman for years. To be honest I could never understand it. Why should I be interested if she's with the Italian playboy, the zombie-looking ex-husband or the puding-faced, greasy-haired millionaire who could easily be her son? Why should I care whether she's wearing anything under those outrageously expensive dresses that contain less fabric each passing year? Why should I care that she manages to starve herself back to skeleton properties after each child in record time? Personally, I don't find skeletons attractive - and what else has she ever done than cleverly selling her rather average looks?
I understand that she is one of Germany's very few really successful celebrity exports. But I am really fed up with her stupid face and even more stupid love affairs. I admit to watching celebrity magazines from time to time because I like to see the occasional report about European royal families. Shoot me, but I love Prince George and Estelle of Sweden and the little blonde Dutch angels to pieces and enjoy seeing them before they grow up. Most of the time, though, I got to see Heidi's wilting, bra-less tits through way too revealing dresses, and frankly, no matter what she does, the sight no longer is particularly appealing.
No, really. I've been bored to death by the hype around the woman for years. To be honest I could never understand it. Why should I be interested if she's with the Italian playboy, the zombie-looking ex-husband or the puding-faced, greasy-haired millionaire who could easily be her son? Why should I care whether she's wearing anything under those outrageously expensive dresses that contain less fabric each passing year? Why should I care that she manages to starve herself back to skeleton properties after each child in record time? Personally, I don't find skeletons attractive - and what else has she ever done than cleverly selling her rather average looks?
I understand that she is one of Germany's very few really successful celebrity exports. But I am really fed up with her stupid face and even more stupid love affairs. I admit to watching celebrity magazines from time to time because I like to see the occasional report about European royal families. Shoot me, but I love Prince George and Estelle of Sweden and the little blonde Dutch angels to pieces and enjoy seeing them before they grow up. Most of the time, though, I got to see Heidi's wilting, bra-less tits through way too revealing dresses, and frankly, no matter what she does, the sight no longer is particularly appealing.
