Most certainly not

[wiseheart]

Athena


?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Usually, these quizzies are close enough to the truth. But this result is as false as a result ever can be. I'm not easy to get along with, and I'm most certainly not god at anything academic.

I looked at the possible results and found at least three that would match a lot better.

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[earonn.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay. Here's the correct text:
You are Cerberus, the terrible dog at the entrance of Mandos'-oops- Hades.
With your three heads you speak seven languages or at least bark in them all the day, mainly using the odd term 'Pfungstadt'.
You guard the Path of the Dead but also can be seen in Imladris' pantry from time to time, gnawing on a, erm, *three* bones Lindir gave you. In case you found no orcs or canon-pighead, that is.
Your fur is shaggy, your flews drool all the day and some people muse about your family relationship with the wargs, but you only laugh at that, calling wargs 'puppies'.
Who once passed the entrance to your realm of fanfiction never returns, engrossed in the stories as he is, and when Orpheus appeared with his lyre all he got was a common "Shhht!" ere we - ahem - 'regained our "Innocence"'.
But despite your growling and snarling you like it to be scratched behind your ears - what herewith I do:
*scratch*

[wiseheart.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*
Earonn, you are the most delightfully evil one of all evil non-elvenprincesses. I love you. :))
That was the funniest thing I've read in a week - go you!

[earonn.livejournal.com]

It makes me happy that I could amuse you a little but it frightenes me to no end that you didn't contradict my description at least a little! ;)
*brings you a tasty hot tea*
Get well soon!

[wiseheart.livejournal.com]

How could I contradict? You obviously know me too well. :))