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[wiseheart]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wiseheart!

1. Wiseheart has a memory span of three seconds.
2. Wiseheart can't sweat.
3. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and wiseheart!
4. Wiseheart was the first Tsar of Russia!
5. Baby swans are called wiseheart.
6. The air around wiseheart is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
7. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as wiseheart.
8. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw wiseheart into a volcano it would stop erupting.
9. Wiseheart is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
10. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Wiseheart Head.

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Okay, #2 is definitely wrong, and #10 is a bit incorrect because it was my own head in that TV ad, but the rest is shockingly true. ~g~

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[lhun-dweller.livejournal.com]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lhun Dweller!

1. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Lhun Dweller.
2. More people are killed by Lhun Dweller each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
3. Lhun Dweller was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
4. The most dangerous form of Lhun Dweller is the bicycle.
5. All shrimp are born as Lhun Dweller, but gradually mature into females.
6. Lhun Dweller can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
7. Lhun Dweller is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
8. It is impossible to fold Lhun Dweller more than seven times!
9. Lhun Dweller cannot jump.
10. Lhun Dweller cannot swim.

So... I am a homicidal animal shelter made of gunpowder and mercury that can shape-shift into a bike and can be folded up to seven times, and I cannot jump or swim, but I can develop into a female shrimp with a very long tongue. I think I am feeling deeply disturbed... or is that just a normal sensation when one has more than 1.5 million mammals living inside one. Ellen Ripley, eat your heart out (since the Alien didn't).

[wiseheart.livejournal.com]

Look at the bright side of it: at least you can certainly beat the Earthpig in the ear-cleaning competition. *g*