Some progress with the baby journal

I've made two double pages, based on a hilarious card I saw in St. Pölten.

Number One, where the parents are congratulated to owning "Baby" now:



Number Two, where the parameters of "Baby" are given:



The text is absolutely hilarious but I can't even try to translate into English. Basically it describes the "working" of a baby in computer terms. H, my cousin's wife and herself a mother of two and soon the grandmother of two, says it's deadly accurate. *g*