Spam

My hotmail addie leaves no doubts about the fact that I'm a woman. It's not my real name, of course, but still an eminently female one. I still get this stupid spam messages meant for men only... well, most likely.

Today, they offered me the chance to "permanently enlarge my manhood" - which, biologically, would be every bit as huge an achievement as Mpreg. The only difference is, I like Mpreg.

As a lady friend of mine once said: "I was hoping to grow one until I turned three. After that, I gave up on it."

So, dear spambots, try to differenciate between genders. Oh, and I'm not interested in Viagra, either!