It seems my weirdness cannot be rated: I have no interests listed, no public entries available for analysis. Similar issues with the other tests. So, I went for the text analysis and inserted the crossover chapter from my Tolkfic Mary-Sue spoof, in which the orginal "Miami Vice" characters come to Middle-Earth. Here's what I got, along with my "author's response" comments in brackets:
Number of words: 9747 [oooo... lots of words] Number of different words: 2465 [hmmm... not enough different words] Number of sentences with >5 words: 484 [I say!... lots of words together] Number of words analysed (nouns): 1480 [ahhh... not so many persons, places or things]
Top 20 words by frequency (frequency in brackets): castillo (42) tubbs (37) crockett (30) time (25) elrond (24) man (19) menethôlwen (18) men (18) elves (17) eyes (16) head (15) voice (14) glorfindel (13) haldir (13) bit (13) aragorn (13) moment (12) elf (12) dark (12) face (11) [Castillo does always seem to be there when you need him]
Top 20 words by importance (frequency in brackets): castillo (42) tubbs (37) elrond (24) crockett (30) haldir (13) aragorn (13) elves (17) middle-earth (10) gimli (10) elf (12) elven (7) heard (7) celeborn (7) galadriel (8) boromir (7) golden (9) spoke (10) cuz (5) sighed (5) silently (6) [Well, we all know Castillo is important - he's the boss]
The 3 most representative sentences in the text are:
* She was the daughter of Elrond, granddaughter of Galadriel and Celeborn, and therefore a bit like a niece to Gandalf, Glorfindel and Haldir, more some sort of cousin to Legolas, the object of a boyhood crush to Aragorn and a figure from ancient books to Boromir and Castillo. [And who would this be?]
* Menethôlwen, Galadriel, Celeborn, Elrond, Gandalf, Aragorn and Castillo sat in a semi-circle, speaking urgently in hushed tones. [No doubt catching up on Lothlorien gossip.]
* Without a word, in a gesture so moving that the Elves sang of it long afterward, Elrond the Loremaster and Martin Castillo the Lieuteant swept each other into a deep embrace, looking for all of Arda like long-lost brothers (which they were, after a fashion, as you shall soon learn). [Not THAT kind of brothers -- that was the other brother]
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Date: 2010-04-20 12:36 am (UTC)Number of words: 9747 [oooo... lots of words]
Number of different words: 2465 [hmmm... not enough different words]
Number of sentences with >5 words: 484 [I say!... lots of words together]
Number of words analysed (nouns): 1480 [ahhh... not so many persons, places or things]
Top 20 words by frequency (frequency in brackets):
castillo (42) tubbs (37) crockett (30) time (25) elrond (24) man (19) menethôlwen (18) men (18) elves (17) eyes (16) head (15) voice (14) glorfindel (13) haldir (13) bit (13) aragorn (13) moment (12) elf (12) dark (12) face (11) [Castillo does always seem to be there when you need him]
Top 20 words by importance (frequency in brackets):
castillo (42) tubbs (37) elrond (24) crockett (30) haldir (13) aragorn (13) elves (17) middle-earth (10) gimli (10) elf (12) elven (7) heard (7) celeborn (7) galadriel (8) boromir (7) golden (9) spoke (10) cuz (5) sighed (5) silently (6) [Well, we all know Castillo is important - he's the boss]
The 3 most representative sentences in the text are:
* She was the daughter of Elrond, granddaughter of Galadriel and Celeborn, and therefore a bit like a niece to Gandalf, Glorfindel and Haldir, more some sort of cousin to Legolas, the object of a boyhood crush to Aragorn and a figure from ancient books to Boromir and Castillo. [And who would this be?]
* Menethôlwen, Galadriel, Celeborn, Elrond, Gandalf, Aragorn and Castillo sat in a semi-circle, speaking urgently in hushed tones. [No doubt catching up on Lothlorien gossip.]
* Without a word, in a gesture so moving that the Elves sang of it long afterward, Elrond the Loremaster and Martin Castillo the Lieuteant swept each other into a deep embrace, looking for all of Arda like long-lost brothers (which they were, after a fashion, as you shall soon learn). [Not THAT kind of brothers -- that was the other brother]
Thanks for the chuckle, Soledad!