So, where are my groupies?

Something is severely screwed up with the logic in the world of fanfiction.

Lets try a logical approach: I write a lot of stuff, which nobody really reads, and most of the feedback I get is nitpicking.

Therefore, what I write must be crap.

But if I write crap, where are my groupies? Every crapfic writer has them. It's a honorary right for a crapfic writer to have groupies who read every letter they write and make goo-goo noises about the crap, writing happy and gushing comments.

Shouldn't there be equal rights for anyone?

I wanna my own groupies, dammit! I write crap, I have a right to them!

*screams and kicks around when men in nice white coats come to force medication down her throat*