Spam

[wiseheart]

My hotmail addie leaves no doubts about the fact that I'm a woman. It's not my real name, of course, but still an eminently female one. I still get this stupid spam messages meant for men only... well, most likely.

Today, they offered me the chance to "permanently enlarge my manhood" - which, biologically, would be every bit as huge an achievement as Mpreg. The only difference is, I like Mpreg.

As a lady friend of mine once said: "I was hoping to grow one until I turned three. After that, I gave up on it."

So, dear spambots, try to differenciate between genders. Oh, and I'm not interested in Viagra, either!

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[lethe-lloyd.livejournal.com]

Today, they offered me the chance to "permanently enlarge my manhood" - which, biologically, would be every bit as huge an achievement as Mpreg. The only difference is, I like Mpreg.

OMG! HAHAHA - now that would be an achievement. :DDD

"I was hoping to grow one until I turned three. After that, I gave up on it."

ROFL!!

[skyfiery.livejournal.com]

I get really annoyed when they spam everyday, though?

[cirdan-havens.livejournal.com]

I wish I could get rid of them. -_- They've turned even eviler and send me these spams with my own email address.

[the-wild-iris.livejournal.com]

One of my addresses gets all Spam for Men ('make her love your magic wand!' and so on). My other address must be more gender-neutral, since it gets adverts for medicines, 'giant tomato trees', Snuggie: The Blanket With Sleeves, and making lots of money. Both addresses contain my forename, which is quite obviously feminine, like yours :)

[artemis10002000]

*giggles*

[lissas-elves.livejournal.com]

Spam can be fun (although mostly involuntarily).

Your expecting any kind of intelligence from spambots is probably not realistic. *g* But I suppose we should be grateful for that. Sooner or later, they'll get better at targeting us and then where will we be?

>>As a lady friend of mine once said: "I was hoping to grow one until I turned three. After that, I gave up on it."<<

lol - well, the only times I ever felt like that was when I was stuck in a long queue on the highway: From other cars, men would emerge and water the grass, while I had to sit with my legs crossed and just... hold it in. :-(

Or if you're outdoors in winter. It'd be practical there, too. Hmmm...