Spam

[wiseheart]

My hotmail addie leaves no doubts about the fact that I'm a woman. It's not my real name, of course, but still an eminently female one. I still get this stupid spam messages meant for men only... well, most likely.

Today, they offered me the chance to "permanently enlarge my manhood" - which, biologically, would be every bit as huge an achievement as Mpreg. The only difference is, I like Mpreg.

As a lady friend of mine once said: "I was hoping to grow one until I turned three. After that, I gave up on it."

So, dear spambots, try to differenciate between genders. Oh, and I'm not interested in Viagra, either!

Comments

[lethe-lloyd.livejournal.com]

with aliens it doesn't count, right?

Not chestbursters? O_O
A kind of different and invariably fatal form of MPREG

[wiseheart.livejournal.com]

Not those aliens. The ones like the Tenctons, where the woman conceives, and then, after three months or so, the pod is transferred to the male. I write Benzites that way. Actually, Tenctons canonically have three genders.

[lethe-lloyd.livejournal.com]

The ones like the Tenctons, where the woman conceives, and then, after three months or so, the pod is transferred to the male

I don't know what they are? :( What fandom is that from?

[wiseheart.livejournal.com]

Alien Nation. It only lasted one season, plus five TV-movies, IIRC. I loved it.

The pattern was, that the third gender, the Binnaum (a very small percentage of the population) was needed to... erm... prepare the female for the conception. Meaning: she first slept with the Binnaum, then with her male partner, in order to get pregnant.

Binnaums were infertile, and since they were necessary for the survival of their race, they lived in convent-like communities. for their own protection.