On the other hand, I forgot to tell you that my dear, silly colleagues gifted a whole, 4-piece blender set upon me as a party gift. It's very shiny and impressive - I hope I'll be able to use it, despite the user manual that would frighten away Scotty, with its incredibly complicated descriptions. The funniest part is that it keeps repeating: and you simply do this or simply do that, and there's nothing simple in what it expects me to do!

User manuals are evil!