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wiseheart ([personal profile] wiseheart) wrote2012-10-07 12:34 am
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Party pooper LJ!

Well, folks, it seems that LJ has decided to crash our birthday party - the original post is no longer visible. But I still have most of the comments in my inbox, and will re-post the original entry and list the available comments with the simple mentioning of the names, if it's all right with you. If not, tell me, and I'll delete yours.

We won't allow LJ to crash our party!

Original post

Hi folks! *waves*

Time is flying by, isn't it? It's that time of a year again - I'm getting older. In this case, I'm turning 56 on October 9, which means I'd have been retired for a year already, back under the old regime. Women could retire at the age of 55 back then. So I've decided to ignore all that fantastic headway we've supposedly made towards democracy in the last two decades and have considered myself retired for the last year, blithley overlooking the fact that I'll have to work another 6 or 7 or only God knows how many years.

So, let's party! Last years virtual birthday party yielded 943 comments on 7 pages, which won't be easy to top, but we're good, aren't we? WE CAN DO IT! WE CAN BREAK THE 1000-COMMENT-BARRIER! So, let's give it a try! In the recent years, it has always been great fun, so let's have fun again!

You're all cordially invited to help yourself to a slice of virtual cake of your choice. If you want to post your favourite recipe in a comment, be my guest. If not, just drop by and say hello.

Cheers!

Note: The party will be closed on October 9, at midnight, sharp.
Join us and have fun! Feel free to start any thread, any topic you want; we can discuss it, mock the general stupidity of life and laugh at it.

Last count was 1328 comments on 6 pages.

NB: Shoud the original party post mysteriously reappear, I'll delete this one.

[identity profile] lhun-dweller.livejournal.com 2012-10-08 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Salacious (and totally made-up) gossip about characters from Tolkien's realm would also be most amusing.

I hear Celeborn loves to eat baseball park hot dogs, but Galadriel won't let him because it's hell to get the mustard stains off his white robes...

[identity profile] katlinel.livejournal.com 2012-10-09 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Haldir flunked out of Elf braid school after he had to repeat grade 1 seven times.

[identity profile] wiseheart.livejournal.com 2012-10-09 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Which is because "he" and both "his" brothers are actually tomboyish she-Elves; the secret harem of Celeborn.

[identity profile] katlinel.livejournal.com 2012-10-09 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Which Celeborn thinks is secret from Galadriel, but she knows all about it. The mirror of Galadriel has many uses.

[identity profile] wiseheart.livejournal.com 2012-10-09 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Other than fixing her hair, you mean? Because those long tresses couldn't be the work of nature, for sure!

[identity profile] lhun-dweller.livejournal.com 2012-10-11 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Welllllll.... Celeborn *thinks* they are girls. But given he's usually completely high on some kind of mind-altering substance, he probabaly wouldn't notice. (Recall the movie: slow-motion Celeborn: "W-h-e-r-e ... i-s ... G-a-n-d-a-l-fffff...")

[identity profile] lhun-dweller.livejournal.com 2012-10-11 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Because he was always distracted by trying to perfect his eyebrow plucking technique...