Well, there's no hurry, after all. :)

I have a vague idea how to start it - actually, we can steal the idea from the fanfic "Five Things That Never Happened to Gaheris Rhade" and go on from there, with our evil, evil twists.

I remember having read a fairly outrageous smutfic, written from Tyr's POV, in which he was called Hunt Daffa-Dilly. *g*

If we're having the whole Andromeda cast, which Trance would you prefer? The annoyingly perky purple one or the sinister golden one?