You're turning 50 on Monday? Happy Birthday! (I figure I'd better say it now, as knowing my luck, I won't be able to log on from my parents' creaky machine on the actual day.)

So what other virtual gifts would you like this year (besides the collapsing comments)? Virtual chanpagne? Drabbles? Interesting conversation? Come on, be bold. Make some demands of your friends! You only turn 50 once!