When Scottie gets that damned transporter back on line and I finally have you in my front room, I am going to make you watch an entire week of American network television, advertisements and all. Once your stomach has recovered and the nausea has faded, I will show you the ratings for the CRAP you've been forced to view.
If you do not become a homicidal psychopath as a result of this exposure, we will then ponder together why it is that folks will consume endless CRAP, go fangrrl-crazy over CRAP and give over hours of their precious free time to CRAP, but can't get off their mental asses long enough to say, "Great fic!"
You do not write CRAP. I have had the privilege of beta-reading for you, so I know the quality of your work is not the result of a good editor. Other than the fact that there are gazillions of fics out there and only 24 hours in a day, I cannot fathom why you don't get the praise you so richly deserve. It sucks. [passes the tray of Lindtir milk chocolate over to you and pours you another pint of Loweredbrow]
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Date: 2010-04-20 12:13 am (UTC)If you do not become a homicidal psychopath as a result of this exposure, we will then ponder together why it is that folks will consume endless CRAP, go fangrrl-crazy over CRAP and give over hours of their precious free time to CRAP, but can't get off their mental asses long enough to say, "Great fic!"
You do not write CRAP. I have had the privilege of beta-reading for you, so I know the quality of your work is not the result of a good editor. Other than the fact that there are gazillions of fics out there and only 24 hours in a day, I cannot fathom why you don't get the praise you so richly deserve. It sucks. [passes the tray of Lindtir milk chocolate over to you and pours you another pint of Loweredbrow]