To be honest, I watched the movie like someone reads a boring book: every tenth page or so. I kept switching to other channels whenever I couldn't bear it anymore. Especially when the anorexic female lead appeared - she made me scratch myself bloody with sheer irritation.

So, you assume the move had a plot? Hmmm, I must have missed that. Alas, Hugh Jackman doesn't do a thing for me, half-naked or otherwise.